One of my friends told me
When I believe I am so important to the world
In fact the world just forgives my silliness
Call me as soon as she comes out
Okay. Hurry up!
Hurry up! Cut it out!
It's nothing special I was on Friendster with that girl
Is that the last time?
I pretended to date her out to a movie
I never thought she'd show up but she did
So we went to see a movie
Damn it, we'd only been in the theatre 20 minutes
She wanted to come to my place
And then?
And then we got a taxi
She kept turning me on all the way
So what! Do unto others...
I started groping her, too
When we arrived home she pulled my pant down
What?
Was it exciting?
Don't bullshit!
For real! She gave great head...
You know what was freaky about her?
What?
When she came up, she wanted to kiss me!
Hey, you just went down on me! How can l kiss you?
Would you shake hands with someone who massaged your foot?
If she really worked hard...
I tried to press her head back down
She was so annoying, kissing my neck
I just let her do that instead of kissing me
Right then, I was dead meat
Sounds great! Remember to keep an eye out...
Can you speed up? How?
If I knew, I'd rather jerk off
That girl started humping me so fast
I was scared I'd come too quick
Seeing as we just met it didn't seem polite
So I just tried to think of something else
Like my dad, my mum, you guys the stock market, Octopus cards
Miss Cheung a policeman catching butterflies
Whatever I could think of...
But suddenly
I don't know if I thought too much
I wanted my dick to calm down
Never thought it would fall asleep
Fall asleep?
Because it stood up too long
You deserve it
I think Hall B's drinks machine is cooler
Well, no, Hall A is better
No
Hall A's has the air conditioning
But the school isn't that cool
Then let's try Hall B
Ah On
Do you remember my friend Yoyo?
Yoyo? Who is Yoyo?
Last time, at the hotpot dinner?
Is she the one who doesn't eat beef?
Yes!
She knows your friend Kar-lok
Yoyo met him in Baptist University
Is Kar-lok from Baptist University?
No, City University
Yeah
And then?
She says he offered to cast her in a movies
Yes, to be main actress!
Bastard, he never mentioned it...
No?
I understand...
Don't think too much, wait and see
Okay, bye
What is it?
I've some incredible news!
Let me announce it
What is it?
Kar-lok has been expelled from University!
Why? Chasing a girl...
Chasing a girl through filming
He was obsessed with this Baptist University beauty
The dummy went on campus to wait for her
Do you have time?
What for?
Well, I'm studying at film school
We've a graduation assignment
Last time on the steamboat, I felt you
were very special
I want you to be the main actress in my movie
Yes
What's the matter?
Nothing. Continue, please
Where did I get to?
Chasing the girl through film Yes...
Where is the director?
I don't know
Director?
Yes, I forgot to tell you
I'm the director and the actor too
In fact, in this movie
You are fascinated by uniforms
You understand?
You long to meet this policeman but no chance
You repress your desires...
Someone gets Yoyo's flask!
Okay!
At last, you meet a him in this lift
You lunge at me, hug me, kiss me
You've lost control
keep kissing me, touching me, understand?
Yes
Let's try!
Okay, shoot!
Miss, don't do that...
Are you serious?
Why would I lie?
My friend was one of the crew
Disgusting!
It gets more...
There, there...
Do it okay?
Too tense
Want to try again and be more open up?
Can you!
Director, was this okay?
Okay
What is the next scene?
The next shot? I've to think about it
Actually, you're through for today
I'll tell you when I'm ready. You get me?
And then?
And then nothing!
Kar-lok took advantage of her dreaming to be a star
So?
Director, this is Yoyo
when we'll shoot again
No, director, don't misunderstand me
I am not pushy
Okay, bye
Shit!
Can you go home first?
Why?
Kar-lok is in trouble
And we're all buddies
We should go and console him
It's Cally's day off
we'll go home together, got it?
Well
I just said it in front of those girls
Am I the type to console someone?
Kar-lok messed everything up
We should go and get his tape
But why would he let us see it?
Of course not like that!
I'll get off at the next stop!
go to the convenience store to get some stuff
How was your interview today?
So so
Mr. Leung, can you tell us
Why my company needs you?
Come in
You're okay?
Wait
What's up?
Everyone out, out!
Let's get the bad luck away
Come on!
God bless us
Stop playing
Are you okay?
What is it?
The professor reported me
Buddies, forget it, just drink
Cheers!
No school any more
Bottoms up!
Cheers!
Five, open!
Let's drink!
Drink!
Listen, pair, drink!
Fifty, twenty, drink!
Yoyo!
Tongue!
Bastard!
Good girl...!
What're you doing?
Kissing for 4 minutes, come on!
Scumbag!
Look at him
Pretending to be an artist!
Go... Go...
Push her down! Lousy directing!
What a waste!
I should have studied film, too!
Kar-lok is a real bastard
Not to let us get involved
Actually, we don't need him
Well? Anything good?
I have
Me, too
What's that? 'An Autumn's Tale'?
What? Jee and I like this movie so much
We're choosing films to copy not our favourites
Fatty, want us to improve ourselves this year?
Yes
'An Autumn's Tale' is not sensual enough
To watch with a girl
You should watch a French movie
You understand what the film is about?
I don't need to
The girl watches it, I screw her
No, Jee is a good girl
She plays the piano, goes to church
We just hold hands
Is that what you call a girlfriend?
No, she's really conservative
How about you?
There you are
You talk big you've all this hard core porn!
How nice to have a teacher like her!
Yes!
What did we learn from Kar-lok? Not go all the way?
It's hard to get someone to do it in Hong Kong
But in Japan there're plenty
Fatty! Ball!
Did your cousin in Japan reply yet?
I called him last night
He said he read in a magazine that
An AV actress charges for one movie
around 2.5 million yen
How much in HK dollars?
Around $200,000
$200,000.00
$200,000? That's not impossible...
So do you have it?
Come on, baby! Light my fire!
Look at her breasts
You know what happened here before?
It wasn't like this there was a pavilion here
34 years ago there were university students like us
They were angry that US gave the Diao Yu islands to Japan
They gathered here to protest
At that time there were 3000 people gathered
The police asked them to leave
But they didn't go
The police came and arrested 21 people
We are the same students
In this same place those people did great things
We just know how to look at tits
Those 21 people became successful later
You know the big difference between us?
They'd got guts to do great things
Not like us, wasting our time
I think we should do something
My loan, plus my part-time job $15,000, Fatty?
Me? $ 4500. Band-aid?
$1 ,800.00
How do you survive?
love hotels cost money
And I don't have a rich father
I'm penniless at the end of each month
How about Jason?
$200,000
$200,000?
The loan plan for the self-employed youth
Go ahead!
Sir, if you get dumped by your girlfriend
And you want to get her back?
At this moment, we're your best partners
Why?
You don't need to do anything
But disclose all her information to me
I'll get to know her
And then make an effort to love her
You've to trust my experience and professionalism
In my life, my record of chasing girls
The success rate is 94.2 %
The details are on pages 34 to 36 of this proposal
After I get your girlfriend
I'll try my best to enhance our relationship
and when I feel she is in love with me
I'll get her
use the same excuses she gave you to dump her later
Make her inevitably think of you
At that time she feels hopeless and weak...
You go and comfort her
Do you go to bed with my girlfriend?
It's only part of the job No hard feeling!
Application denied
What is the biggest problem in this world?
It's the differences between people
But how to solve it?
We were small we already found the method
Stone, scissors and paper
When we grow up, we realize this method
Seems like a fair game
In fact, it has two dangerous points
Too fast or too sneaky
They gradually effect our thinking for other methods
To solve our differences such as voting or debate
but it's actually back to front
We should go back to basics
I spent a long time
At last I invented a new age product
Dispute Correction Tube!
What machine?
Dispute Correction Tube
I think this machine can be mass produced
Everyone can have one
Put your hand in and then hold the handle
We play stone, scissors, paper inside ready?
We counting 1 ,2,3 and then open it together
1 , 2, 3
There is no way to be 'too fast or too sneaky'
I've to mass produce it
I believe the problem of Palestine can be solved soon
Application Denied
Human relationships are a kind of business
I want to ask you to lend me 200,000
Then go to China to socialize and make connections
Pardon
Human relationships are a kind of business
Hong Kong is different now
You can ask anyone on the street
Hey, boys, what do you want to be? Don't know?
I want to tell him --- this is wrong
Hong Kong cannot be pessimistic anymore
I hope to use this plan to teach the teenagers
History didn't forget us
In fact, we are inside this historical moment
See whether you know how to fight for each chance
To find our way in this unstable world
Mr. Leung, I like your idea
But, according to your file
you don't have any experience selling egg biscuits
Right, in this historical moment
rents are cheaper but selling egg biscuits will work
Azumi Kawashima?
Can we find someone still alive?
Oh, she died?
She's so old, she might as well be dead
How about Yuki Maiko?
Why not, I like her
Can you look ahead, not behind?
What's wrong with you? Are you blind?
Take a look!
New DVDs! $100 for 5!
$100 for 4!
Uncle!
What do you want?
I brought my school buddies with me
Good kids? Come and learn
Uncle, anything new?
'Monica Does Memphis', 'Bey's Bayonet' 'Phil's Monkey Love'
You name it, I'll find it for you
'Big Pigeon'?
No!
Why not?
Too much for me lately
Custom officer are coming!
Crouch down!
I've got to go...
Mom called
I don't...
What will suit us?
Sexy but not too filthy
Innocent but smutty
Smutty but gentle
A decent lady, wild at heart
That's her
This is our company website
I stayed up many nights
Good job, Fatty
Nice going!
Any info on our porn star?
Yes, her Name is...
Amamiya Manami, 20 years old
She made her debut in Nov., 2004
Her first AV was 'Kingdom Of Virgins'
I'm her favorite type of guy: secure
Of course, like a virgin
That's right
Anything else?
She's never left Japan before
She really wants to visit Hong Kong
Excuse me
The library is huge
Why do you have to walk through this aisle?
Clear off!
Asshole
Yesterday I went onto our website
sent an email to her company HA2
Did they reply?
Yes, yesterday
Okay?
No problem?
Okay!
Her manager is coming here next Saturday
He'd like to visit our company
Awesome!
Wait...I've another question
We only have a website, not an office
Yeah, an office!
Oh, yes...
No way!
What are you scared of?
My Dad would kill me!
Hey, Fatty. Listen to me
Your Dad only works half the day on Saturday
The manager departs at 9:00 a.m.
When he arrives, it'll be about 1 :00 p.m.
Leaves the airport about 2:00 p.m.
We can drive him until 3:00 p.m.
There are two hours left after closing
Enough time for even a renovation!
Don't you want to lose your cherry?
I do, but if dad knew we're making porn
And using his company
he'd definitely kill me!
He won't
You're an only child, right?
People from Chiu Chow never kill a so they only...
...cut your balls off
Stop joking! I'm worried!
What if one day my parents see this movie?
Who says it will be released?
We learned from Kar-lok
A student project never gets distributed
Let people know I made a porno
How could I face them?
Okay, it's settled We'll use your dad's office
We're pinned down
What to do?
Plan B!
Hold fire. Reload
What's wrong?
Even if we can find an office
Who acts as our boss to the Japanese?
Look at you, me, and him
We should find the right guy
Not just 'right', but an expert on porn
Fatty! We're leaving!
What's wrong? Sulking?
So bad!
Sulking!
So that's the story
Uncle, can you play our boss?
Why do porn movies have mosiac effect?
Why must porn movies have mosiac effect?
Too smutty?
Because Japanese dicks are small?
Do you know why I sell DVDs have no mosiac effects?
Because it's educational!
Since I graduated from university
I've lived through Tiananmen Square June 4th
the 1997 Handover
the July protest in 2003 June
Also 2714
What's 2714?
My number in a creditor's account
I had hair, now it's gone
I used to live uptown now in the ghetto, why?
I do it not for myself
It's for the people of Hong Kong for all the young people!
For 20 years, I've sold porn to many a four-eyed geek
Young, rich, virgins...
Why I do this?
I wanted to show them something real!
Real!
There are too many hypocrites!
Who do you think you are? Graduates?
A son of a bitch!
Cheating the government, grants and loans
What did you do?
No money pay back!
What self employed plan...
You guys only think about yourselves!
Selfish! This is called selfish!
You selfish generation! You know?
What the hell you're doing you know, huh?
What's there in your mind? Where's your dignity
Your generation upset me
You upset all the Hong Kong people And all the Hong Kong Uncle
All you want is nudity, sexuality
'Sex and the City'
Uncle, sorry
You fucking stupid generation
Uncle, we're leaving
I won't forget you
You don't know... you...
wait...
sit down...
Let me think
Guys
I'll be your boss
Chan
Your father left already
Yes, I'll get something for him leave it to me
Okay, I'm going then Please remember to lock
I will
Action
Understood
Move
Hurry up!
Jason, has the Japanese arrived yet?
Hey, fatty, a riddle for you
You know what that is?
Jee really didn't show her best to you
Once he arrives take him around
Go around, not merry go round...
Just stall him!
Show some care with the posters, okay?
Good...
Who are they? Schoolmates
Skip school so often hardly recognize them
How much per head? $200
Can they be $150 per head?
We paid. Ask them for $50 back?
No, how much in total?
You can tell, few thousand dollars...
Where's your uncle?
We've time. Let's set up He'll come later
Exclusive! Hard core porn for HK people!
A good porn for a better Hong Kong!
Be strong, don't miss your chance!
Customs! Freeze!
Stay
Freeze!
Hi, Mr. Teruoka
Hello, thank you for coming
Please, this way
Please let me introduce
I'm Sozo Teruoka, Miss Amamiya's manager
Nice to meet you
I'm Jason, nice to meet you too Me too
May I have your name card?
I'm sorry, no card
I'll write my details to you
Thank you
Can we come now?
We're almost done, few more minutes
Good-bye
Uncle, are you coming?
No phone call Okay...
Did you hear, I got arrested
Uncle can't help you now
You're a big boy, have fun
Stop playing!
Everything's ready. Where's your uncle?
He can't make it
Fucking poor generation, man!
Fatty, call Jason!
Tell him to come straight here
Got it
So who's going to be the boss?
Stand up straight
Hello... welcome
I'm Leung Chi On the boss of this film company
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you. My name is Souzo Teruoka agent of Amamiya Manami
Yes...
Please come in... welcome
Be Smart!
Welcome. This is our company, my factory
You see, many girls are sexy
We make a lot of movies
Big movie! With big tits
And we make a lot of VCDs
This way
Go to work!
Please see
President, your staff is very energetic
And they're very young very much like students
Maybe even younger than our artiste
Right... come this way...
Please come in...
This is our conference room
Top movie...
But Hong Kong girls' ugly
What is that statue?
What is he asking about the goddess for?
He's asking us what it is
This is... the China Film award for Best Female Actress
This is the China Film award for Best Female Actress
Good
We are professional picture
Why this award has a sword?
What does this have to do with General Kwan (God of Martial Arts)?
He asks what it is?
Anybody, please, answer him!
Udine Film Festival for the Best Male Action Star
Translate, translate
Yes, the Udine Film Festival for the Best Male Action Movie!
Please... sit down
Fatty, get some tea
Ask him about Manami
What's wrong with you?
You! No use! You're fired
Wait... Get out!
Please excuse me
Hong Kong fucking poor generation Upset me
Upset Hong Kong people and upset all the Japanese people
Can you ask when Manami is coming?
When is Miss Manami coming to Hong Kong?
She can come any time, only one problem
What?
He says there is a problem
What now?
What is it?
Although I really want to fulfill your request
Our porn girls have raised their fee recently
Especially, Manami is so popular
Her fee has increased
How much now?
Before we quoted you a price of 2.5 million yen
Now it is 4 million yen
4 million yen?
Not 2.5 million anymore we've to pay up to 4 million yen
About how much?
HKD$300,000
Bastard! This Japanese jacks up the price?
What did he say?
Nothing!
Calm down, calm down
Let me think... Drink
Before that Japanese bastard leaves
Why don't we go kick his face in?
You think that will help lower the price?
Cool down
I got some bad news
I got this letter from the government office
If we don't run the egg biscuit business
We've to return the $200,000
How much have we spent?
If we give up now, it's not a big deal
But if we want to keep going
we need $100,000 more
Then, after having fun with the porn girl
we've to figure out how to pay it back
Not including the extra $100,000
we've to pay $50,000 each
So?
I've an idea
Trust me
What are you thinking?
Okay, we now have $200,000
Why don't we go to casino and gamble?
Then we may win $800,000
$300,000 for the porn star $200,000 to the government
The rest is for us!
We can even make more films with her
Seems like a pretty good plan
What if we lose?
Then we need your help again, Fatty
Cut it out
I don't trust you anymore
Last time I did, we got into deep shit!
What happened?
Listen
this asshole...
Don't look now there's a hottie behind you
How many?
There's three, enough for us
Sure?
Sure thing
Lets go then Wait
We've to catch their attention
How?
From the look of them you can tell they like wild guys
The cooler you play, the hotter they get
Let's act wild?
How?
Tell me?
Snorting cocaine
That's wild
Give me your credit card
What for?
To cut up the 'coke', of course!
No card Whatever
How about a bus pass?
All right
Roll up a ten dollar bill
Ask me What?
Ask me how good it is!
Is it good?
Top grade!
Your turn
Are they looking at us?
Not at all
More then
Like Al Pacino in Scarface!
Your turn
Great
It hurts
Me, too, but we're wild men!
We snorted half the sugar bowl
And those girls still ignored us
Wait
What should we do now?
Behind a great belief
there's always a dream, that always...
faces a challenge
December 1st, 1955
in Alabama, USA there was a poor black woman
Rosa Park
She refused to accept segregation
she sat in the front of the bus
The result was the American Civil Rights Movement
She demanded equal rights
and changed history forever
At the time, people made fun of her
They said she would never succeed
It's because one person had a dream
That we could believe
one day, segregation would end
The wall in Berlin disappeared
One day, a man would walk on the moon
So we should never doubt
one little dream or the people who dare dream it
They've the power to change the world
Ladies and gentlemen right before your eyes
there's a chance to change the world
The question is are you willing to realize this dream?
Oh, there is Amamiya Manami!
We arranged her coming to Hong Kong for a porno
How many times...
when we watched porn
would you ask
Why beautiful things in this world...
always belong to someone else?
Why am I not the guy in the porn film?
Today
we've a chance to touch our dream
For $8800, only $8800
you can meet Manami
And be a crew member on a porno film!
See her, smell her, feel her
For just $8800!
Less than a shopping trip to Japan
You would have spent it frivolously
Now you can buy a once in a lifetime chance
When you're old, you have no regrets
On that day, that woman Rosa
together with the Reverend
Martin Luther King
got together and realised their dreams
Why? Because they believed in their dream
'I have a dream!'
Thank you!
Bravo bravo!
We're pretty much like brothers now
let's make it official
We pee together, chase girls together
Okay!
As God is my witness I, Ho Bo-wah, aka Band Aid
I, Mak Kai-kwong, Fatty...
I, Jason Chan Ho-ming...
I, Leung Chi-on...
Together we promise in front of the four urinals
Even though we were not born at the same time
We'll have sex simultaneously...
Lets shake on it
Done!
I've a question
Even pretending to make a movie
we still need a director.
Where we find a director?
We already know one...
Jason, please translate for me
Okay
I'm the boss of the movie company Leung Chi-on
Also one of the cast in the movie
And these three guys in suits
are my company's chief executives
This is Mr. Jason
Mr. Ho Bo-wah, and Mr. Mak Kai-kwong
And,of course, our director
Mr. Wong Kar-lok
Yes, he's very artistic
I looking forward to working together soon...
Nice to meet you
Miss Manami says she's happy to come here
I'm... happy to come too
Stop frothing at the mouth? This is business
Thank you
Director, tell Miss Manami something about the film
Here is the script, Miss Manami
My movie is called 'Sculpting in Time'
It's inspired by the work of a Russian director
Andrei Tarkovsky
So what is the story about?
Miss Manami would like to ask you
what the story of the film is about?
Actually I'd rather not make a love story
I'd like to show a pure loving relationship...
So this movie shows love in a relationship
not a love story
Screw him and his loving relationships...
What's the difference anyway?
Yes! If we didn't need him, I'd punch him
How's the food?
Very nice. Thank you
Enough?
Enough
The food was very good tonight Thank you very much
Thank you
Which hotel are we staying for tonight?
Don't worry about it
Both of you will stay in Hong Kong's best hotel
Best Hotel
We've arranged two rooms for you
No need. We stay in the same room
Okay
Thank you
Mr. Jason, thank you so much
It is late. See you tomorrow
Good night Good night
Good night
What?
I'll give you a tip
Tonight, before you sleep and when you wake up
Remember to jerk off
Why?
Same theory: for the first time
It can't be over too quick
If you're scared, jerk off again
water will come out
If you're too tense, jerk off again
Then only water will come out
Good for you to lose weight
It's a matter of endurance, got it?
Okay
Gentleman, fellow classmates
You can look, but you've to do what I say
Remember, the director is boss Whatever he says goes
Okay?
Also, don't tell the director or anyone else
that you paid to come and watch
Understand?
Okay, let's start!
Get to your posts! Do your best!
Be happy! Eyes wild open!
Be sharp!
Borrow this place to shoot a movie?
What kind of movie is it?
Which company? When will it play in the theatres?
Digital video? It is not a movie, right?
Everyone asks to borrow my place to shoot movies
Using a video camera to shoot a movie
Using a mobile-phone to shoot a movie
No lights, nothing how can it called a 'movie'?
Real movies must have a budget
You all don't look professional...
A student film
A student film? Good
An artistic film? That's the kind of thing I support
A student film shows your potential
John Woo used to make student films
So did many directors
So have you
Seen me before...?
Is someone there? Hello
I think I hear a noise
These t-shirts are for the crew
Where you find these?
From another project have to be returned by tonight
Buddy, give me two of the 2K lights...
What? What is a 2K light?
Outside, in the van
Hey, we're not having our lunch break yet
You're the assistant director make them do something
Director, any problems?
The cameraman isn't real the lighting man isn't real
The tea lady is not a tea lady
So what?
Actually
My classmates are better
They're cheaper, too
You want to fire all my crew?
I'm the director. Don't I have the right?
Yes, the director has the power
but actually they're all the same as you
They were from film schools but abused by the professors
And then kicked out
You are better You made it to the last year
But they got kicked out in the first year
So, none of them are as experienced as you
So, if you could
Give these new people a chance
Hello, Mr. Teruoka, hello
How are you?
Hello...
Miss Amamiya, hello...
Good morning...
Sleeping good?
Very good. Hotel is fantastic
Number one. Very satisfied, thank you
You arranged everything very well Thank you all!
How do you say 'You're welcome'?
You're welcome!
Please come this way
Wait a minute
I've something to do today
Please take care of Miss Amamiya!
Teruoka, you're not coming with me?
Don't worry They're all very professional
Do what they say, nothing here for me
After you finish, Jason will send you back to the hotel, okay
As you wish
Do your best!
See you!
Okay
See you
Thank you
Bye...
Have fun... Bye...
Bring her inside
Can I help you?
Hold this
Please... This way...
When it starts, should we wear a condom?
Of course not. It took us so long to get a porn star here
It'd be such a waste to use one Right
Yes, male porn stars never wear them
I don't care, let's vote on it
If everyone agrees not to use it then forget it
But we've to draw and see who goes first
Wow! This must be my lucky day!
Wait a minute, fatty!
We've given your problem a serious thought
I think it's better to wear a condom
Think so Safety first!
In this scene, you and she get passionate
Suddenly you grab her breast
Not in a horny manner
I want it to be artistic
Still need to grab her breast
Do you get me?
Okay?
Okay, take off your clothes and start
Thank you
Okay
Cut!
Fatty, you're not really into the role
I'm trying my best, but very nervous
Okay, no problem
We'll change the script
You lie down, she'll be on you
No! I can't do this, director! Cut!
What are you playing at, Fatty?
I thought you wanted to lose your virginity?
Right
But then her head went down like this
As a virgin, it's too much for me
No way
And too many people watching me
Tell people to leave the set, O.K.?
Watch me...
Tell me when to stop...
Stop
You're out of sense without them
You can't get this free sex
Just do it, okay?
Go! Go!
Director, Fatty is ready!
Yes
Where is she?
Manami?
I don't know, she was here a moment ago
Hey, cameraman, have you seen Manami?
Law Keung took her away
Goddamnit, that guy is a girl stealer
Let's split up and search!
You know what...
you look exactly my first love
Really?
Yes
That's why my first eyes on you
I think we are so close
Your lips are so soft
And I'm sure, when I kiss you
I feel exactly my old time
You bastard! Steal our girl?
Die, you bastard! Stop
Excuse us!
This is Hong Kong style
Steal ours... Stop
It's hard to get 'it' up
We can't go on like this
What do you suggest?
Not me
I've image to protect
If anyone found out I bought Viagra what a shame?
You guys go for it
Your reputation already stinks Yeah!
So?
Let's play rock, paper, scissors for it
No! It's true! Okay
Easy, I've an idea What now?
Let's use the Dispute Correction Tube
Again, come on?
So? Who's going?
I go
I would like Viagra!
Smoke
So you're buying Viagra kid, no need to yell
You want everybody to hear that?
Loud people can't buy Viagra?
Kid can't buy it? I can't get it up, so what?
I can't get it up so, so, so what!
Poor boy, yell 3 times
Then come and buy it?
Shut up! Give it to me Here's your money!
What a fierce impotent boy?
What happened to him?
You didn't hear?
What?
Yes, he doesn't know
He and Jee broke up
Broke up? Why?
I told him I wouldn't tell anyone
If ask me one more time, I'll see
He and Jee broke up, tell me why please?
You love me, right?
Let's break up
Why break up all of a sudden?
What did I do wrong? I'll change
It's not your fault
Then what is it?
Actually, I didn't want to have this baby
But I'd already two abortions
I can't do it again
Fatty, you won't hate me, will you?
Whose baby is it?
Johnny
The guy that plays mahjong with you?
Not this time
The guy who fixed our car, Johnny Chan
Asshole Chan!
Don't be mad! It's not his fault...
Not his fault, is it mine, then?
I'm a girl, I've my needs
It's normal but you never want to do it
You really think so?
It's because you're such a good girl...
You're sad because we've been together and never did it?
If we do it once before we break up would you be happier?
Okay
How can you say that?
I'm a mother now! How can I?
Jee seemed like such a good girl I can't believe it
Right
I wonder if I still have her phone number...
You bastard!
A real bastard! We're blood brothers now!
They just broke up It's okay to call to console her
Same tactic again!
What's going on?
Nothing. He's fine
Director, he's getting into character Let's start
Okay. Is everyone ready?
Ready
I know Fatty has a broken heart
Fatty actually turn into...
Horny beast
Cut! Cut! Stop the camera!
Stop what you're doing!
Guys, put on your clothes! Girl, sit down!
Stop shooting!
Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
You took our money and let us shoot here
Yes, we're making student film
Not a porno!
I don't care!
You paid to make a movie, not park cars!
There're too many cars outside blocking the exit!
People are complaining! My boss is on the way, go!...
Sir, we just need 2 more days!
Two days shooting? More like two minutes!
Put on your clothes and take off!
Leave! Hurry up!
I paid my money and haven't seen anything...
Take this, go home and jerk off
We'll call you for the next scene
Jason, can you take Manami back?
I'm going to talk with the director and see
Do you have time?
Good...
What a beautiful baseball field in HK?
I used to come to the field with my father
Hokkaido has a baseball field
I can still remember the smell
But that was a long time ago
Do you still go with your father to watch baseball?
No, when I was fifteen, I left him
Why?
Because I wanted to be a big movie star
He was against it. We argued
We haven't talked for four years
Do you want to talk to him?
No, I don't want him to know I'm shooting pornos
I've a gift for you
Really?
I invented it It's called Dispute Correction Tube
Interesting! How to use it?
To play rock, paper and scissors
You stick one hand inside, then hold it
I know, it stops a cheating hand
You're so smart!
Do you have some more time?
Damn! I only needed ten more minutes!
Yeah
No set now, so?
Since we're using their lighting
Why don't we use the whole studio?
Since you gave me a gift
I've a gift for you
This is for you from my family
It'll bring you good luck
This is too much. I can't take it
Please take it
I long to give it to the man who makes me come
You mean...when you were with me you come...
I've done many pornos, been with many man
but no one ever gave me an orgasm
I was with you, I feel a true orgasm
Please take this
Have you consider leaving this business?
I have, but Mr. Teruoka only has one female star
If I leave, he'll lose everything
But you should look out for yourself
I know you're nice to me
Actually, I'd like to go back to Hokkaido
You know
My home is near a lavender field
Every Spring, I look out from the window
Hope to see a man with long hair and big eyes
Hold a bunch lavender flower
Come from afar to tell me:
You're so important to me
I think I'd marry him
If you go back to Hokkaido I'll come to find you
You've to learn Japanese better and talk to my dad, okay?
Director, what are good studio!
I told my classmates not to dismantle the set
And keep it for us
We've to take this advantage to finish it
Okay, everybody get to work
Got it! Get to work now
I need to talk to you
Director? Is there a problem?
It's about the direction, I would like...
Do it as you wish
My uncle used to say: Use or be used!
Don't worry! We trust you
Thank you Let's go
Hello?
What's going on outside?
Still waiting
I though school was useless before
You can't apply theories in the real world
When I got a job interviews they always ask
Why do we need to hire you?
I never know what to say
Major in business is useless indeed
For people lost direction in life like me
After this experience, I realize
What we're doing is what we're learning
Concepts, equity, executions dividing profits
It's no different from a public listed company
I believe that playing called society
It's not that hard
Only if you've a will
When I was little, I heard a saying:
'Wearing expensive clothes at night'
I didn't understand it before
But now I get it
I can get in bed with such a famous porn star
But I can't tell the world how happy I am
This feeling is absolute torture
Why so poetic suddenly?
You started first I only follow your sentiment
But I've a question
We've to keep it in secret
Have you told Kar-lok
This film can't be released
But he definitely wants to release it
How then?
Wait and see
Enough
Wait
What's up, Fatty?
Are you in charge here?
Yes
I'm a martial arts choreographer Your director called me
Come to set up some wires
This is an action film, right?
Yes, there is some action involved...
So how shall we set it up?
The place isn't that big we may hit the set
How you want the wires set?
Excuse me, sir, I've to ask the director...
Yes, please wait You...
Guys, let's play and wait...
Director did you book an action choreographer?
Yes
This is a porno film why do we need wires?
Last night I came up with an idea
As a director, like me
No matter how good you are if you don't do action films
No way to get into Hollywood
That's why I added a flying stunt scene
Whatever you say, director
Just hurry up, please
Hi, Master Chin?
I'm the director, Kar-lok
I can see that, director, so?
I would like... Wait!
Full house!
I would like to portray the sperm...
I see. Full House
Director, go on
He struggles in darkness
Done
Five. Let's make it simple
So this man is up in the air and starts to spin
No problem! We'll set it up now
We'll make the guy spin and fly over there. Is that cool?
You okay, I okay
Good
Just wait, don't let go
Band Aid, you acts as a brave sperm
Even get behind but keep on going
Moving forwards
Hoping to make a baby to the world
Understand!
You understand?
You understand, right? Okay
It's amazing that you do... Get ready, everyone
Lift him up!
Okay, let go a little bit
Hold on, sperm boy!
Action!
Focus on you'll be a sperm forever!
Are you okay?
I told you not to eat so much
Don't worry, he's better than Jackie
A potential Jackie Jr. indeed
But stinks!
What the hell with you?
Why is it my fault?
I came here to release some sperm
not play one!
It really kills me
Did Manami take a shower yet?
I don't like a girl smelly when we make love
You bastard
Hygienic, okay
Forget it! Gonna do it for real
But need to wash up first
We're wasting time and money
Miss Manami, can we talk?
Can you quit? I hate you having sex with other men
Why not?
Because I like you
I can't stand seeing it...
Especially they're my friends
But that is the work bringing us together
Even so, quit it
But this is my job...
I really don't want you to do this
Okay, we'll use Dispute Correction Tube to decide
If you win, I quit
If I win, let me decide
How can we use this method to decide?
It's your invention if you don't believe in it
How can you make others believe it
Okay, let's do it
One, two, three...
I'm sorry, I must go back to work
The actors are here
Have a great show
Thank you
Cut
Well done!
15 minutes break, I go to the bathroom
What? Who is this?
Professor's coming! go!
Someone's coming! Run !
Thanks god you remembered my bag
Is everybody here?
Yes, let's get out of here Wait
Where're the tapes?
Dropped it inside!
No way...
You can't go back, wanna go to jail?
I've to get it back!
We can re-shoot, go!
Remember, never tell anyone
We filmed in the campus
Or none of us will ever graduate
Understand?
Let's get out of here!
You won't believe it
When she kissed me she was so passionate!
You think that's so?
With me, she actually came!
Stop bullshitting
Get this: Think. It's different
When I did it with her her face turned red
With you, she was pale
That's right I screwed her till she went pale!
You scared her to death!
Hey, miss!
What's so funny?
Want me to get a red-face for you?
Or would you rather turn pale?
They call me Band-Aid
I'm Fatty
You know why they call me, Band Aid?
Because I heal the ladies who get hurt
Driver, off here
What is he doing?
I don't know!
Mr. Teruoka, what are you doing?
Excuse me?
Manami is very good to you
How can you go out with other girls?
This is my business nothing to do with you?
What's going on?
He's cheating Manami
So what?
Yeah
You are going too far
Too far? So do you guys
You think your guys can fool me?
You guys aren't making a real movie!
You student just wanted to get Manami in bed, right?
What did he say?
He knows we're not making a real movie
But, why you let her come to Hong Kong then?
Do you think you are the only people who can do the thing like this?
There're so many youngsters from different countries've tried to treat me the same way
But, as long as they could pay me the money
I don't care whether they're shooting the movie or not
Listen
You are not the first one and never be the last one
okay?
You dare treat Manami like a hooker?
She does whatever I tell her
None of your business
You're dead!
Why are you hitting him?
Go to Hell!
Stop hitting him! You're gonna kill him!
Stay out of it!
Stop!
Or drag him into the alley!
Cut it out!
Let's go!
Are you okay?
What's wrong with him?
Miss Amamiya...
Miss Amamiya?
Come here!
Feel so good
I found this beautiful roof today
I saw Mr. Teruoka today
He was with another girl
I know he can't forget his first love
But he treats me good
After all I'm not real good
We're not making a real film
Teruoka knew that
He brings you here for money only
He never thinks about you
I know this will upset you
But I can't keep it from you any more
Miss Amamiya, I'm sorry...
We saw your AV and like you
We use this project to get you here
And have sex with you
I appreciate your honesty to me
Thank you
I know the truth too
When I go back to Japan I'll break up with him
And then leave this business
What's got you so worried?
I'm the only son in the family
After graduating, I thought
No need to work
But now, he'll disown me
Then I'll need a real job
Stay cool, man
I told that bastard Kar-lok not to shoot our faces
He kept on doing it and then he lost the tape!
You've nothing to worry
Once you're afraid the crew and Kar-lok
But now everyone's guilty
So who dare to tell?
But if someone finds that tape we're dead
Yes, if there was anything on those tapes...
What do you mean?
Hello, Professor?
I just saw some students shooting a porno!
Why don't you come over to take a look?
So you planned it all?
Why didn't you say so earlier?
If I did you wouldn't have acted so well
How about our videotapes with Manami?
Don't worry, I've got them
I'll keep them safe in this moment
until things settle down
Later, we can enjoy them together!
Thank you, everyone!
Mr. Teruoka couldn't make it so it's only me
I'm very happy to have made a HK movie
I'll come back again
I'll wait for you in Japan
See you
See you!
See you again
Good morning
One of my friends said
When I believe I am so important to the world
In fact the world just forgives my silliness
How are you?
Please sit down
Mister Leung, I've seen your resume
Can you please tell me
Why our company needs you?
Do you have 1 1/2 hour to spare?
I'll tell you the whole story
On July 7, 1971
the Hong Kong Federation of Students
which was not yet a legal organization
held a protest regarding the protection
of the disputed Diao Yu Islands (Senkaku Islands) in HK Victoria Park
The Hong Kong British government rejected the protest
saying that ''the demonstration may trample the plants''
and ''hinder the residential entertainment''
However, more than 3000 people still participated
After nightfall, the police riot squad used their nightsticks
to drive back the demonstrators
The police arrested 21 people 7 of whom were college students